Cushion the blow™

Please Go Fuck Yourself


The word “please” sugarcoats pretty much anything. This elegant designer pillow softens the blow with good manners – “please” on the front, “thank you” on the back. Multiple polite colors. 

Delivery before Christmas – must order by:
• 12/03 Economy
• 12/10 Standard
• 12/11 Express
• 12/13 Overnight

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Unique designer pillow, handmade in the USA. Huggable polyester insert, machine washable cover.

Every pillow made to order – actual color tones may vary slightly from product photos.

  • 18”x18” pillow includes zippered cover and insert
  • Cover: 80% polyester, 20% fleece, durable and machine washable
  • Insert: 100% polyester, soft and squeezable, retains shape, hand-wash only

PILLOW INSERT TIP: when your pillow first arrives, the plump polyester insert may need beating up to settle into a nice shape. It’s a great way to vent some tension.

TURNAROUND: every Insulting Pillow™ is made to order. Our team takes 2-5 days to print, cut, and sew your pillow, plus whatever shipping time you choose.

Additional information

Weight 0.41 lbs

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