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Grumpy Fucker


We all know one and try to forgive. This birthday or anytime gift will briefly make them feel better, until they think of something else to grouch about. Multiple colors to match sour dispositions.

Delivery before Christmas – must order by:
• 12/03 Economy
• 12/10 Standard
• 12/11 Express
• 12/13 Overnight

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Unique designer pillow, handmade in the USA. Huggable polyester insert, machine washable cover.

Every pillow made to order – actual color tones may vary slightly from product photos.

  • 18”x18” pillow includes zippered cover and insert
  • Cover: 80% polyester, 20% fleece, durable and machine washable
  • Insert: 100% polyester, soft and squeezable, retains shape, hand-wash only

PILLOW INSERT TIP: when your pillow first arrives, the plump polyester insert may need beating up to settle into a nice shape. It’s a great way to vent some tension.

TURNAROUND: every Insulting Pillow™ is made to order. Our team takes 2-5 days to print, cut, and sew your pillow, plus whatever shipping time you choose.

Additional information


Grecian Formula, Metrosexual, Skid Mark, Wino


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