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Bitch Take a Seat


Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 1 customer rating
(1 customer review)

Greet houseguests with a Manhattan and this hip 1950s retro-style pillow snuggled on your couch.

Delivery before Christmas – must order by:
• 12/03 Economy
• 12/10 Standard
• 12/11 Express
• 12/13 Overnight

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Unique designer pillow, handmade in the USA. Huggable polyester insert, machine washable cover.

Every pillow made to order – actual color tones may vary slightly from product photos.

  • 18”x18” pillow includes zippered cover and insert
  • Cover: 80% polyester, 20% fleece, durable and machine washable
  • Insert: 100% polyester, soft and squeezable, retains shape, hand-wash only

PILLOW INSERT TIP: when your pillow first arrives, the plump polyester insert may need beating up to settle into a nice shape. It’s a great way to vent some tension.

TURNAROUND: every Insulting Pillow™ is made to order. Our team takes 2-5 days to print, cut, and sew your pillow, plus whatever shipping time you choose.

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1 review for Bitch Take a Seat

  1. Rated 5 out of 5


    I purchased this pillow recently and was very pleased with it as a whole! The pillow quality is very good, not too squishy or firm, but just right- the perfect feel for a throw pillow in my opinion. The message of the pillow is clear and to the point, so all of my guests know exactly what to do when they’re over!

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